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Two loafers hiked. They were mugged while basking in a meadow. Now they had no map, which distressed them severely. They arrived at the foot of a mountain and stood there baffled by which way to go. One of them offered to skirt it from the left and brandished an incendiary gun to make the proposition more convincing. The other one reeled in fear, but got OK with the prospect of being zapped and insisted on going right. They stayed silent for a while, as if expecting the mountain to resolve the matter, but the mountain was impartial. A whimsical man has just arrived at their stop, and seeing the disagreement offered a compromise - going up.